Katie. Is eh Canadian. Real life OTP is Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. Rizzles gives me all the feels. You'll find some Friends and other random crap that sums up my life. I do not live in an igloo but can be seen with Tim Hortons on a regular basis.
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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Talk to me, distract me.
From the piece of wood piercing your abdomen?
Okay, remember our first date? You were nervous. I ordered kale to impress you and you ordered fries to impress me. Remember? 
I remember.
Remember when James was born? I was scared he wouldn’t make it and you were so sure he would. I remember having to pry him out of your arms just to get a chance to hold him. You were so protective of him once he finally made it into the world. Maura? Are you still with me?
Y-yes, I’m…I’m here.
Remember when James and I were sick and you stayed home to take care both of us? You missed your favorite conference for that.
I love you. 
I know. So stay for me.
But I can’t.
You have to, Maura. I need you. James needs you. Your parents, my Ma, your sister, my brothers - they need you. You are the glue that holds us all together. I can’t do this on my own. I can’t raise James on my own without you. He’ll end up like me, Maura. I know you don’t want that. 
He’ll be so brave, Jane. If he’s like you…he’ll be such a brave and kind man. I want him to be like you…just like…
Please don’t leave me…Maura! Please! I love you too…I love you too.